My Birthday This Year

My birthday dis year was awesome or should I say… Splendid! A message I received from a facebook friend crowned it all.

The message reads: “this day marks d beginning of another journey of 365 days, wishing уσυ a safe trip”

It was such an inspiring one! Earlier was a pic created by My Diva (Zinny) dedicated to me.. Such a lovely sis.

Or am I to talk bout the first call I received dat morning from my elder bro Akomitipoju by 12am… He truely had me in mind! Luv уσυ too brov! Much luv also 2 my other bro Exypecky who woke me up 2 remind me and my sis Dahlia who informed every other person.. Luv уσυ!

And finally, to d one dat sent me d first msg on facebook, Ohuruzor Bestkid I see уσυ!

Thank You Lord for Everything!!!

Naija Police…

Omo, police don upgrade oOh, dis na d call center numba 112…

There was a robbery in my neighbour’s house and I called them… next thing I heard was .

Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3.

Then I pressed 1… then another voice came up….For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up….

Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came up….

If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6…

Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6… anoda voice came up sayin….

Hmmmm…! My brother, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come?

Happy new week