A pastor was caught by his church
members taking star beer in a drinking spot .
Member: O Pastor why are you drinking star instead of coke, fanta or malt?
Pastor: Where were coke and fanta or malt when Star led the three wise men to Jesus? Pls I need to b led to The manger!
=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) ℓ☺ℓ..
Wishing u all a very berry, creamy, meaty, juicy, snacky, icy, crunchy, rosy, sugary XMAS nd a chocolate NEW YEAR!!
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What is the world turning to?
This happened in public at FUTO SOSC Building, Owerri.. Two n*ked chicks, fighting!
Imagine chicks fighting fully naked all because of what i don’t even know. They really tore each other to pieces and this is a lesson for all, i don’t want to put their n*ked pic here but you can see it in the Link below…..
@Stillcuteug says you should “kindly share after viewing their pic and please don’t take it personal cos you probably might know them”.
Have a great Thursday..
Matured Minds Only… Not For Pikins Please!! Click Here To See The Naked CHICKS » http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/533251_348752875171248_100001096149624_977340_781209605_n.jpg
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A guy sends his girlfriend who
lives in another town a
letter which reads:
“I am sorry, but I’m in love with
a young, cute, beautiful, sexy,
adorable, intelligent and awesome lady, so I want us to
end our relationship. Since I no
longer love u , send back my
photo”.
The girl sends him a reply in a
return stamped envelope
containing 25 photos of different
guys. Her reply reads:
“I don’t remember your face. So
please select your photo and send back the remaining ones,
thanks
Which of them should feel cheated??
I guess this nollywood actresses thinks music is beta… Wochu fink???
Cossy Orjiakor‘s latest Durella-assisted single sees the well-endowed diva crave a diamond engagement ring on her finger. Their creative chemistry on the track is so obvious that it makes the entire song interesting and spinworthy.
Cossy Orjiakor – S**ual Seduktion f. Durella
Cossy Orjiakor – S**ual Seduktion f. Durella [alt]
PREVIOUS: Cossy – You Want Me (Video)
Imagine you called a CUSTOMER CARE LINE, and a voice gave you the following instructions:
Welcome 2 Hell Customer Care…..
-To know Ur funeral day press 1,
-To know Ur life balance press 2,
-To enquire ur sin level press 3,
-To upgrade ur sins press 4.
-To speak directly to Satan’s secretary press 5
When you press 5, it says “Sorry u have insufficient sins to complete this call, please top up”
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Here are some Inspiring New Month Messages I received today » »
From: ┃lander
Welcome to another movie titled December, The season 12 of 2012, with 31 episodes of 24hrs per scene Stay tuned as God unfolds His riches & glory on u. Happy new month…
From: A̶̲̥̅♏ ЈѲƝΞŜ
Lemme B d 1st 2 wish U a MerrY ChristmaS and a prosperous NewYr. I Love U! But God loves you the Best!
From: EȴѶЇȿƒŬřƘĬฑƵ
Hapi new month people. D Lord hu has kept y’all 2 c d start of dis month, will keep us 2 c d end of dis year and many more years 2 come…AmenO:)
From: Big ChanceUkwuBenda
With GOD we wuld all see oda months n years always + we be successful in all we do in His name, HIM 1st and all is added.
U already knw, if u dnt, now u knw so stick to the plan..
Etcetera…
And finally from me I say:
The rest of the year shall be the best of the year…
Merry xmas in advance!
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